parotcardsroxy:

hieronymus-botch:

parotcardsroxy:

the-text-party:

parotcardsroxy:

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling “Canada gay sex pay toilets” just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

thats because i lied about this

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westballz-baptist-church:

berserklrina:

sponge boy me bob we’re having a presentation on human trafficking

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mr-jaybird:

pictured: nerd to nerd friendship

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lookatyounow:

6qubed:

centrally-unplanned:

Adding “Tiktok Mary Poppins cosplayer respond to allegations that he was wearing a Third Reich medal in his latest fit by coming out as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler complete with past life memories before his entire social media prescence was nuked with the sole exception of their egg-laying kink spotify playlists” to the internet sentences treasure vault. Amid all the societal decay we still got it boys.

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may12324:

may12324:

lets do a poll! who would you romance of the sapphic inspired fairy tale characters?

himbo frog princess

milf evil queen - from snow white

goth sleeping beauty

beefy wood cutter - from red riding hood

soft and sweet Rapunzel

mysterious Little Mermaid

See Results

As a treat, here is a better look at the milf evil queen 😌

apricots-on-a-holiday:

Goodnight, Reigen. Goodnight.

schrissdd:

✨✨

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theromanceofaffliction:

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astraightwhitemale:

i-cant-carry-it-for-you:

adelphicoracle:

savethewailes:

cristalplanetheart:

😳

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

Perfect tags

Purgatory doesn’t sound too bad

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bug-mp3:

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angelicguy:

angelicguy:

they should sell THC air fresheners

they should sell my cold body in a meat market

anchor-biter:

When you get your Dad the perfect present cuz he ROCKS!

endorphinmachine:

theinformationcollector:

TIL that all (northern hemisphere) thoroughbred horses celebrate their birthday on Jan 1st.

via reddit.com

happy birthday to every horse

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aitu:

hey sorry your boyfriend entered the public domain. yeah no exclusive intellectual property rights apply to him anymore. yeah no one needs permission to use him in their published works. yeah people are publishing books about him being in love with his best friend now. sorry. i’m so sorry.

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brightlotusmoon:

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